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thecosmosowl:

chubbinafatzarelli:

a real romantic plot

what the fuck

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taco-bell-rey:

when you spend more than $20 in front of your friends

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photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

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“If I could have any super power it would be… to be extremely sassy.”

(Source: sorry-butlarryisfuckingreal, via epic-humor)

scottpilgrirn:

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

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de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

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akfangirlindisguise:

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.

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"why do you ship those two, it’s not even close to being canon"

ogundu13:

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